Fermentor – Fantasy Wine Sticker | Dark Fermentation Vinyl Decal | Macabre Humor for Beverage Lovers

DESCRIPTION
This is no ordinary sticker. It’s a badge of honor for those who wield wine like a sacred rite. Featuring our infamous cloaked Fermentor in all his vine-clad, bottle-brandishing glory, this high-quality vinyl decal brings a touch of delicious darkness to laptops, water bottles, wine fridges, or fermentation journals. Whether you’re brewing chaos or just sipping a cab, this sticker says: “I ferment, therefore I am.”

FEATURES
• Material: water-resistant vinyl
• Kiss-cut for easy peeling
• Matte finish for a smooth, high-quality look
• Sizes vary—designed to stand out
• For indoor use

CARE
• Wipe gently with a dry cloth
• Avoid soaking or dishwasher use
• Apply to clean, dry surfaces

DISCLAIMER: Will not actually improve your fermentation skills, but may intimidate lesser mortals into believing you’ve joined the upper echelon of grape-fueled sorcery.

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