DESCRIPTION This is no ordinary sticker. It’s a badge of honor for those who wield wine like a sacred rite.
Featuring our infamous cloaked Fermentor in all his vine-clad, bottle-brandishing glory, this high-quality vinyl decal brings a touch of delicious darkness to laptops, water bottles, wine fridges, or fermentation journals. Whether you’re brewing chaos or just sipping a cab, this sticker says: “I ferment, therefore I am”.
FEATURES • Material: water-resistant vinyl • Kiss-cut for easy peeling • Matte finish for a smooth, high-quality look • Sizes vary - designed to stand out • For indoor use
CARE • Wipe gently with a dry cloth • Avoid soaking or dishwasher use • Apply to clean, dry surfaces
DISCLAIMER: Will not actually improve your fermentation skills, but may intimidate lesser mortals into believing you’ve joined the upper echelon of grape-fueled sorcery.
