Fermentor – Women’s Triblend Tee | Wine Alchemist Graphic Shirt | Darkly Witty Grape Science

DESCRIPTION
Some ferment chaos. Others become the Fermentor. This tee is for the women who know their wine isn’t just a drink - it’s an elixir born of time, yeast, and subtle judgment. With moody vibes and scientific flair, this shirt delivers fermented fabulousness in a dangerously soft package. Perfect for vineyard villains, homebrew heroines, or anyone one pour away from brilliance.

FEATURES
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Pre-shrunk fabric with a modern feminine fit
• Slimmer silhouette with side-seam construction
• Scoop neck and short sleeves
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Lightweight feel – just 4.3 oz/yd² (145 g/m²)

CARE
• Machine wash cold, inside-out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron directly on design
• Wine spills may increase street cred (not guaranteed)

DISCLAIMER: Side effects may include increased fermentation knowledge, dramatic cape flourishes, and mysterious vineyard energy.