DESCRIPTION This kitchen runs on Cabernet and comedic timing.
Whether you’re stirring sauces or sipping between steps, this apron delivers vintage-level charm with a dry finish of sarcasm. Ideal for hosts, hobby chefs, and snack preppers who like their meals seasoned with laughter.
FEATURES • 100% polyester with vibrant all-over print • Adjustable black straps and durable stitching • One size fits most (height: 30″, width: 27″) • Crisp color print that holds up to splatters and sass • Sewn-in care label
CARE • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low • Avoid bleach or high heat • May induce kitchen confidence
