Grapes Were Harmed – Funny Wine Apron | Chef Humor Cooking Gift | Perfect for Wine Lovers Who Stir with Sass

DESCRIPTION
This kitchen runs on Cabernet and comedic timing.

Whether you’re stirring sauces or sipping between steps, this apron delivers vintage-level charm with a dry finish of sarcasm. Ideal for hosts, hobby chefs, and snack preppers who like their meals seasoned with laughter.

FEATURES
• 100% polyester with vibrant all-over print
• Adjustable black straps and durable stitching
• One size fits most (height: 30″, width: 27″)
• Crisp color print that holds up to splatters and sass
• Sewn-in care label

CARE
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Avoid bleach or high heat
• May induce kitchen confidence

DISCLAIMER: No grapes were harmed in the making of this apron. But we can’t say the same for dinner guests.