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Grow Food, Not Feelings – Cute Garden Sprout Shirt | Herb-Fueled Happiness | Petty & Productive | Emotional Support Compost
Grow Food, Not Feelings – Cute Garden Sprout Shirt | Herb-Fueled Happiness | Petty & Productive | Emotional Support Compost
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DESCRIPTION
Why unpack your emotions when you can bury them by stabbing ferociously into the earth? This adorably perky sprout is living proof that joy can be grown, harvested, and occasionally roasted with olive oil. Perfect for gardeners, herb tenders, and anyone who finds peace in pulverizing pests and harvesting petty victories. Wear it proudly while you water your peas, destroy your weeds, and politely ignore everything else.
FEATURES
• Unisex retail fit (runs true to size)
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight: 4.2 oz/yd²
• Side-seamed with shoulder taping for structure
• Tear-away label
CARE
• Wash cold, tumble dry low
• Iron inside out if needed
• Do not bleach
DISCLAIMER: No actual Caesars were stabbed in the making of this shirt... just a few livers.
SIZE GUIDE
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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