DESCRIPTION
There are audits. And then there are AUDITS.

This battle-worn badge is for the real survivors - the spreadsheet warriors, the policy ninjas, the compliance gladiators. Stick it with pride on your laptop, binder, or that locked drawer where secrets live.

Gift to your dedicated team... the ones who ran the audit gauntlet by your side.

FEATURES
• Material: water-resistant vinyl
• Kiss-cut for easy peeling
• Matte finish for a smooth, high-quality look
• Sizes vary—designed to stand out
• For indoor use

CARE
• Wipe gently with a dry cloth
• Avoid soaking or dishwasher use
• Apply to clean, dry surfaces

SHIPPING
• Items typically arrive within 2–7 days (shipping time) after 1–2 days production time
• Full details: www.thewishbug.com/policies/shipping-policy

DISCLAIMER: Sticker does not grant immunity from future audits. However, it may lower your blood pressure and boost passive-aggressive swagger.

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