DESCRIPTION There are audits. And then there are AUDITS. This battle-worn badge is for the real survivors — the spreadsheet warriors, the policy ninjas, the compliance gladiators. Stick it with pride on your laptop, binder, or that locked drawer where secrets live.
FEATURES • Material: water-resistant vinyl • Kiss-cut for easy peeling • Matte finish for a smooth, high-quality look • Sizes vary—designed to stand out • For indoor use
CARE • Wipe gently with a dry cloth • Avoid soaking or dishwasher use • Apply to clean, dry surfaces
DISCLAIMER: Sticker does not grant immunity from future audits. However, it may lower your blood pressure and boost passive-aggressive swagger.
