DESCRIPTION Fuel your morning meeting delusions with the mug that speaks truth... or at least, sarcasm. Whether you’re dodging passive-aggressive emails or psyching yourself up for another Zoom marathon, this cup’s got your back (unlike your boss). Perfect for cubicle comedians, HR survivors, and anyone fluent in fake enthusiasm.
FEATURES • Durable white ceramic • 11 oz (the sweet spot between one sip and too much) • Glossy finish with high-quality print • Comfortable C-handle for dramatic sipping • Microwave & dishwasher safe
CARE • Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended) • Microwave safe • For best results: sip slowly, stare boldly
DISCLAIMER: Contents may include coffee, tea, and a deep sense of denial.
