DESCRIPTION
Outwitted the group chat. Outlasted the team-building. Outsat the Monday status update. You, my friend, are an Office Survivor.

Whether you’re dodging calendar invites like jungle traps or forging alliances near the break room, this shirt salutes your stamina. Wear it proudly... like immunity from HR.

FEATURES
• Unisex retail fit (runs true to size)
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Side-seamed with shoulder taping for structure
• Tear-away label

CARE
• Wash cold, tumble dry low
• Iron inside out if needed
• Do not bleach

SHIPPING
• Tees typically arrive within 2–7 days (shipping time) after 1–2 days production time
• Full details: www.thewishbug.com/policies/shipping-policy

DISCLAIMER: Actual HR immunty not included. Coffee counts as your daily reward.

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