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One Onion to Rule Them All – Funny Onion Ring T-Shirt | Fellowship of the Fried | Crunch Quest Tee | Parody Food Shirt
One Onion to Rule Them All – Funny Onion Ring T-Shirt | Fellowship of the Fried | Crunch Quest Tee | Parody Food Shirt
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DESCRIPTION
Eight onion rings. One crispy mission. This shirt reimagines the ultimate quest—not for power, but for perfectly golden fried circles of glory. Whether you're driving solo or assembling your snack fellowship, this design pays tribute to crunchy cravings and heroic portion control. Ideal for fantasy nerds, road trip snackers, and deep-fried destiny seekers.
FEATURES
• Unisex retail fit (runs true to size)
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight: 4.2 oz/yd²
• Side-seamed with shoulder taping for structure
• Tear-away label
CARE
• Wash cold, tumble dry low
• Iron inside out if needed
• Do not bleach
DISCLAIMER: Side effects may include road trip cravings and dramatic snack battles. Does not come with a sword, a map, or self-control.
SIZE GUIDE
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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