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Quesothulhu – Cosmic Cheese Horror Shirt | Lovecraft-Inspired Funny Food Tee | Cheddar Eldritch Chaos Unisex T-Shirt
Quesothulhu – Cosmic Cheese Horror Shirt | Lovecraft-Inspired Funny Food Tee | Cheddar Eldritch Chaos Unisex T-Shirt
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DESCRIPTION
In the beginning, there was the Melt.
Summoned from beyond the cheesy veil, Quesothulhu rises... an ooze-drenched, ancient being of dairy-fueled madness. Equal parts hilarious and horrifying, this macabre masterpiece fuses foodie humor with classic cosmic horror. A perfect offering for cult snackists, Lovecraftian lore lovers, and those who know the true terror of cheese left unchecked.
FEATURES
• Unisex retail fit (runs true to size)
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight: 4.2 oz/yd²
• Side-seamed with shoulder taping for structure
• Tear-away label
CARE
• Wash cold, tumble dry low
• Iron inside out if needed
• Do not bleach
DISCLAIMER: Not responsible for rifts in reality, sudden cravings, or eldritch whispers demanding nachos. Consume... responsibly.
SIZE GUIDE
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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