Absinthe Minded – Green Fairy Cocktail Mischief Tank
Absinthe Minded – Green Fairy Cocktail Mischief Tank
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DESCRIPTION
A whimsical absinthe themed tank featuring a green fairy seated on a crystal bottle with the text “Absinthe Minded.” A clever alcohol humor racerback tank.
She’s low-key enchanted and high-key unbothered. This racerback tank features our favorite leafy temptress mid-glass, mid-thought, and with a dash of distraction. Perfect for sipping, stirring, or just feeling slightly wicked amidst garden-party elegance.
FEATURES
• Slim fit with a racerback cut
• Ultra-soft blend: 60% combed ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
• Tear-away label for maximum comfort
CARE
• Machine wash cold, inside-out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach or iron design
DISCLAIMER: Do not follow her into the woods or the second bottle. Extended wear may result in misplaced plans or poetic thoughts.
MATURE MISCHIEF: Alcohol humor on tap. Puns, pints, and possibly tragic pours ahead.
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