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Absinthe Minded – Green Fairy Cocktail Mischief Tee

Absinthe Minded – Green Fairy Cocktail Mischief Tee

Regular price $27.99 USD
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A green fairy absinthe t-shirt featuring a whimsical fae seated on a crystal bottle with the text “Absinthe Minded.” A stylish alcohol humor triblend tee for cocktail lovers.

Meet your new favorite drinking companion... leafy, leggy, and perched on that absinthe bottle like she owns both the glass and the evening. Whether you’re stirring cocktails, losing track of the calendar, or indulging in a little botanical rebellion, this tee brings fae-touched glamour with a perfectly measured splash of chaos. Made for fairy sympathizers, vintage absinthe devotees, and the gloriously distracted.

FEATURES
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Pre-shrunk fabric with a modern feminine fit
• Slimmer silhouette with side-seam construction
• Scoop neck and short sleeves
• Tear-away label for added comfort

CARE
• Machine wash cold, inside-out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron directly on design

DISCLAIMER: May attract snails, questionable decisions, or wandering poets.

MATURE MISCHIEF: Alcohol humor on tap. Puns, pints, and possibly tragic pours ahead.

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