Do Not Feed the Ducks – Disaster Warning T-Shirt
Do Not Feed the Ducks – Disaster Warning T-Shirt
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DESCRIPTION
A caution sign graphic featuring a black duck silhouette with flames behind it and the text "Do Not Feed The Ducks" below on a bold disaster humor t-shirt for chaos fans.
No one remembers putting up the sign. But everyone agrees something went wrong. With the ducks. Issued under questionable authority and zero context, this standard issue warning tee strongly discourages feeding them. Trust us, you do not want the lore unlocked.
FEATURES
• Unisex retail fit (runs true to size)
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Side-seamed with shoulder taping for structure
• Tear-away label
CARE
• Wash cold, tumble dry low
• Iron inside out if needed
• Do not bleach
DISCLAIMER: We are not responsible for what happens if you feed them. No actual ducks are included with this shirt (sorry).
CYNICALLY CLEVER: Soft-filtered sarcasm. Viewer discretion not required, but wit is.
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