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Get Out of Work, Free – Funny Escape Card Anti-Work T-Shirt

Get Out of Work, Free – Funny Escape Card Anti-Work T-Shirt

Regular price $31.99 USD
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A funny work shirt featuring a yellow card design that reads “Opportunity – Get Out of Work, Free” with palm trees and a lounge chair.

Because PTO requests take too long and sarcasm is faster.

Get Out of Work, Free is your wearable excuse slip, styled like a familiar escape card with a tropical twist and the fine print: “This shirt may be kept until needed or sold”. Perfect for coworkers, weekend warriors, or anyone one spreadsheet away from disappearing.

FEATURES
• Unisex retail fit (runs true to size)
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Side-seamed with shoulder taping for structure
• Tear-away label

CARE
• Wash cold, tumble dry low
• Iron inside out if needed
• Do not bleach

DISCLAIMER: May not be HR-approved. Use at your own risk (or at least on Fridays).

CYNICALLY CLEVER: Soft-filtered sarcasm. Viewer discretion not required, but wit is.

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🔥 Most orders begin production within 1 hour and ship in 1–3 business days.

Once shipped, delivery typically takes:

📦 Economy: 4–8 business days
📦 Standard: 2–5 business days
📦 Express: 2–3 business days

Shipping rates are weight-based and shown at checkout.

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🔁 If your item arrives damaged, defective, incorrect, or goes missing, we’ll make it right with a replacement or refund.
📬 Please check your order when it arrives and contact us within 30 days so we can review the issue and fix it quickly.
✨ Because every item is made just for you, we’re not able to accept returns for wrong sizes or change-of-mind purchases.

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High-Quality You Can Trust:

🧵 Durable materials selected for longevity
🌟 Smooth, comfortable wear and feel
🎨 Consistent, vibrant prints and details
🌱 Made-to-order production reduces waste and ensures freshness
🔍 Rigorously checked for accuracy before shipping