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Grapes Were Harmed – Funny Wine Apron

Grapes Were Harmed – Funny Wine Apron

Regular price $34.99 USD
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A funny wine apron featuring a tombstone design with the text “Grapes Were Harmed in the Making of This Wine.” A clever cooking and wine-lover gift apron with dark humor flair.

This kitchen runs on Cabernet... and a complete disregard for grape safety protocols. With its gothic tombstone tribute and vintage red roses, this apron pairs culinary confidence with the kind of dry wit normally reserved for film disclaimers. Ideal for hosts who stir with sass, chefs who sip between steps, and anyone who believes a little drama improves both the meal and the pour.

FEATURES
• 100% polyester with vibrant all-over print
• Adjustable black straps and durable stitching
• One size fits most (height: 30″, width: 27″)
• Crisp color print that holds up to splatters and sass
• Sewn-in care label

CARE
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Avoid bleach or high heat
• May induce kitchen confidence

DISCLAIMER: No grapes were harmed in the making of this apron. But we can’t say the same for dinner guests.

MATURE MISCHIEF: Alcohol humor on tap. Puns, pints, and possibly tragic pours ahead.

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🌟 Smooth, comfortable wear and feel
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