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Grapes Were Harmed – Funny Wine Tote Bag

Grapes Were Harmed – Funny Wine Tote Bag

Regular price $21.99 USD
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A dark tote bag featuring a gothic tombstone style design with grapes, roses, a skull, a wine glass, and the text "GRAPES WERE HARMED in the making of this wine" on a humorous wine themed carryall.

In the making of this tote, many grapes made the ultimate sacrifice. We honor them with each pour, each swirl, each “just one more” that was never just one. Perfect for tastings, book clubs, market runs, and anyone who believes adult fruit juice deserves both reverence and drama.

FEATURES
• 100% cotton canvas
• Reinforced stitching at stress points
• Size: 15" x 16" (handle drop: 20")
• Durable, washable, and ready for mischief
• Lightweight and easy to fold or stuff into a glovebox

CARE
• Spot clean or hand wash
• Air dry flat
• Avoid bleach and high heat

DISCLAIMER: Handle with care... and wine. May cause excessive sass.

MATURE MISCHIEF: Alcohol humor on tap. Puns, pints, and possibly tragic pours ahead.

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🔥 Most orders begin production within 1 hour and ship in 1–3 business days.

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📦 Economy: 4–8 business days
📦 Standard: 2–5 business days
📦 Express: 2–3 business days

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📬 Please check your order when it arrives and contact us within 30 days so we can review the issue and fix it quickly.
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🧵 Durable materials selected for longevity
🌟 Smooth, comfortable wear and feel
🎨 Consistent, vibrant prints and details
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