One Onion to Rule Them All – Fried Quest T-Shirt
One Onion to Rule Them All – Fried Quest T-Shirt
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DESCRIPTION
A ring of eight golden onion rings with the text "One Onion to make them all, One Batter to coat them, One Fry to crisp them all, and in my car I eat them" circling the design on a funny food fantasy t-shirt.
Eight onion rings. One crispy mission. This epic snack saga honors deep fried destiny, crunchy cravings, and the noble journey from drive thru to driver’s seat. Perfect for fantasy nerds, road trip snackers, and anyone who believes true power lies in perfectly seasoned rings of glory.
FEATURES
• Unisex retail fit (runs true to size)
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Side-seamed with shoulder taping for structure
• Tear-away label
CARE
• Wash cold, tumble dry low
• Iron inside out if needed
• Do not bleach
DISCLAIMER: Side effects may include road trip cravings and dramatic snack battles. Does not come with a sword, a map, or self-control.
CYNICALLY CLEVER: Soft-filtered sarcasm. Viewer discretion not required, but wit is.
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